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picfixer |
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June 20, 2010 11:49:47pm |
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Some Favorite Movie Lines |
(Some famous - some not so much)
Plan 9 From Outer Space: EROS: "All you of Earth are Idiots!"
Missile to the Moon: CAPTAIN to MOON MAIDEN: "Stop saying that! You're making me dizzy!"
Son of Kong: HELEN MACK to ROBERT ARMSTRONG: "Did you ever catch a monkey?"
Murder by Invitation: REPORTER: "Hooray! A murder!"
Cat-Women of the Moon: CAT-GIRL: "I'd like driving down to the beach and stretching out on the sand, just a boy and a girl together - and maybe have what you call a Coke."
Cleopatra (1963): CLEOPATRA: "My breasts are full of love and life. My hips are round and wide apart. Such women they say have sons."
The Conqueror: GENGHIS KAHN: "She is woman - much woman. Should her perfidy be less than that of other women?" and, "While I live, while my blood burns hot, your daughter is not safe in her tent!"
Barbarella: BARBARELLA: "Wait, I must adjust my tongue box."
The Maltese Falcon (1941): BRIDGET to SAM SPADE: "If I can't buy you with money, what can I buy you with?"
The intruder: CREWMAN: "There's been a murder, and it's a serious one!"
The Adventures of Marco Polo: CHINESE SAGE: "We call it spaghet."
Dracula (1931): DRACULA: "Listen to them, children of the night, what music they make!" and "I never drink - wine."
Dracula (1931): RENFIELD: Rats! Rats! Thousands of them! Millions of them!
The White Gorilla: WHITE HUNTER: "He mauled me with his ponderous weight!"
Sherlock Holmes and the Secret Weapon: HOLMES: "She's blonde, five foot six, full-lipped and extremely affectionate."
Son of Ali Baba: MONGOL WARLORD: "By the thousand one-eyed kings, he shall pay!"
Showgirls: PRODUCER: "What's wrong with your nipples?"
Dark Alibi: BIRMINGHAM BROWN: "Why do we always have to rush to a murder? Why can't we just ooze on down to one?"
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cosmico |
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June 21, 2010 03:29:03am |
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Re: Some Favorite Movie Lines |
Robot Monster, Johnny: "You look like a pooped out pinwheel."
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billbarstad |
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June 21, 2010 04:33:20am |
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Re: Some Favorite Movie Lines |
The Phantom Creeps Dr. Alex Zorka to Monk: "How fortunate, this will simplify everything!"
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Freddie Jaye |
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June 22, 2010 04:06:46pm |
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Re: Some Favorite Movie Lines |
This is also from memory (so I hope I'm close): The Phantom Creeps
Dr. Zorka activates his invisibility belt, after which one of his stooges exclaims:
"Doc! I can't see you!"
To which Zorka replies: "Of course you can't. I'm inwisible."
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tristero |
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June 21, 2010 10:45:43am |
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Ro-Man: Yes! To be like the hu-man! To laugh! Feel! Want! Why are these things not in the plan? (Robot Monster)
Narrator: Three new bodies. Fresh, live, young bodies...Victor knew his pick, but he still felt uneasy, making love to an 80 year old woman in the body of a 20 year old girl: it's insanity! (The Atomic Brain)
Narrator: Push a button. Things happen. (Beast of Yucca Flats)
Dr. Aranya: Regrettable...I was hoping for a colleague, but at least we have another experimental subject. (Mesa of Lost Women)
Dr. Aranya: Doctor, look at this girl: I call her Tarantella. If we are successful, I shall I have a super female spider!
Dr. Eric Vornoff: I was classed as a madman, a charlatan, outlawed in a world of science which previously honored me as a genius. Now, here in this forsaken jungle Hell, I have proven that I am alright...(Bride of the Monster)
I Wonder. I wonder, young man, if the ancient griffin was really "invented", as you say, by some demented madman?! (Curse of Bigfoot)
This is the story of violence. A violence born of the uncontrolled passions of adolescent youth, and nurtured by this generation of parents - those who, in their own smug little world of selfish interest and confused ideas of parental supervision, refuse to believe today's glaring headlines. (The Violent Years).
Bela Lugosi: I'm sure you will like this...it's a very old sherry.
Henry Hall: There's nothing like good old sherry!
Lugosi: It's my favorite wine. (Voodoo Man)
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Moongleam |
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June 21, 2010 11:51:22am |
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Re: Some Favorite Movie Lines |
} Ro-Man: Yes! To be like the hu-man! To laugh! Feel! Want! Why are these things not in the plan?
Sound as though he already wants and feels.
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tristero |
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June 21, 2010 03:00:18pm |
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Re: Some Favorite Movie Lines |
Well, that's the tragedy of Ro-Man...
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billbarstad |
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June 21, 2010 12:44:52pm |
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Re: Some Favorite Movie Lines |
Narrator: Push a button. Things happen. (Beast of Yucca Flats) is one of my favorites, too. There's also: "Flag on the moon. How'd it get there?"
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tristero |
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June 22, 2010 12:12:11pm |
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We probably shouldn't leave out: "A man runs. Somebody shoots at him".
(...the narrated horror/sci-fi film: an entire subgenre unto itself. I wonder if The Creeping Terror (1964) is PD?)
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billbarstad |
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June 22, 2010 02:19:20pm |
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Re: Some Favorite Movie Lines |
Nope.
Type of Work: Motion Picture
Registration Number / Date: RE0000561567 / 1991-12-17
Renewal registration for: PA0000447201 / 1963-12-01
Title: Creeping terror. By Bad Axe Productions.
Copyright Claimant: Crown International Pictures, Inc. (PWH)
Variant title: Creeping terror
Names: Bad Axe Productions
Crown International Pictures, Inc.
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picfixer |
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June 22, 2010 05:17:45pm |
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I probably would have, if I had known about it. This is the first time I've heard of it. Anyway, it's good to know there are off-the-wall treasures still to be discovered in the B-movie jungle - that is my me at least.
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Moongleam |
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June 21, 2010 11:48:54am |
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"Blonde Inspiration" (from memory):
A: How do you like that poem?
B: It stinks.
A: How would you know? You're not a poet.
B: I don't have to be a cow to know when milk is sour.
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cosmico |
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June 21, 2010 01:05:45pm |
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The Poseidon Adventure (Leslie Nielsen as ship's captain upon seeing the tidal wave): "Oh my god."
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micah6vs8 |
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June 21, 2010 03:25:56pm |
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" I 'd hate to take a bite out of you . You're a cookie full of arsenic . " ( Sweet Smell of Success )
" You can't fight in here . This is the War Room ! " ( Dr. SL )
And one that gets me every time
" You know how to whistle , don't you , Steve ? You just put your lips together and blow . " ( TH&THN )
And in memoriam
" Don't you f.....g look at me ! " ( Blue Velvet )
edit - I forgot one , and I don't want to make it personal , it's just business
" I love the smell of napalm in the morning ..... smelled like victory . " AN
This post was modified by micah6vs8 on 2010-06-21 22:25:56
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picfixer |
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June 21, 2010 05:31:56pm |
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Re: Some Favorite Movie Lines |
Here's one billbarstad first noticed, and now is one of my faves:
From The Man Who Changed His Mind: "I don't mind dying, but to be accused of journalism!"
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micah6vs8 |
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June 21, 2010 05:53:58pm |
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I'm a newbie to these parts . I like you guys . Lots of belly laughs
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cosmico |
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June 21, 2010 05:59:15pm |
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The IA forums definitely have lots of belly laughs (and more cowbell)! :)
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June 21, 2010 06:18:43pm |
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I have been exclusively on GD , but I'm branching out . I love movies so...
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Moongleam |
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June 22, 2010 12:40:09am |
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Re: re: Favorite Lugosi Lines |
Bowery at Midnight:
"How often have I told you to keep that cat from desecrating my graves!"
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tristero |
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June 22, 2010 11:31:26am |
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The Raven:
"Torture, what delicious torture...Poe, you are avenged!"
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Blade_Runner |
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June 22, 2010 02:29:23pm |
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The Black Cat
Lugosi skins Karloff!
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jonc |
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June 21, 2010 05:49:10pm |
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> Plan 9 From Outer Space: EROS: "All you of Earth
> are Idiots!"
Criswell: "Future events such as these will effect you in the future."
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cosmico |
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June 21, 2010 05:54:05pm |
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Criswell was such a hoot! In person, even more so. :)
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jonc |
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June 21, 2010 06:49:40pm |
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He was a character. Where did you ever see him in person?
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cosmico |
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June 21, 2010 07:21:20pm |
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In 1970 he did a personal appearance at of all places, a car dealership in Pittsburgh. About 3 people showed up, including my dad and myself. Cris was pretty heavy compared to how he looked in Plan 9, looking like he needed a bath and shampoo, and was apparently wearing the same tux he wore in Plan 9, now badly worn with holes in the knees. He talked for an hour about all the horrible stuff that would soon occur around the world; plagues, wars, etc., then he gave me an autograph which closed with, "...and for your wonderful future ahead!" I looked at dad and whispered, "WONDERFUL?" But he was quite entertaining and his voice was still strong. Dad and I talked about that encounter for years. I have a crappy color slide that I took of Criswell that day, but I don't have a scanner that can do slides.
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jonc |
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June 21, 2010 08:45:00pm |
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Maybe Kinkos would be equipped for that.
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tristero |
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June 21, 2010 11:40:58pm |
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Sir, you are my new hero.
A shabby, unhygienic, overweight Criswell appearing at a used-car dealership in Pittsburgh, and you were there, and have a 40 year-old faded color slide to prove it...Cosmico, you *must* find a way to scan it and post it! It will become an instant classic for Ed Wood fans the world over!
This post was modified by tristero on 2010-06-22 06:40:58
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picfixer |
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June 22, 2010 03:05:34am |
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I second the motion. It would be great to see that photo. For now, here's more from the gift that keeps on giving, Plan 9 From Outer Space:
"The sky to which she had once looked, was now just a covering for her dead body."
"Inspector Clay is dead, murdered - and somebody's responsible!"
"Then they attacked a town, a small town I admit, nevertheless a town of people, people who died."
"The saucers are up there. The cemetery is out there. But I'll be locked up in there. Now off into your wild blue yonder."
"Sometimes in the night, when it gets a little lonely, I reach over and touch it."
"Hey Edie, how about you and me balling it up in Albuquerque?"
"Atmospheric conditions in outer space often interfere with our transmitting."
"We found a lot of suspicious things out in that cemetery. Then again we didn't find anything to base a fact or suspicion on."
"Modern women!"
"Yeah, they've been like that down through the ages."
"They've been mighty useful on flesh and blood, and you two look like you have a lot of both."
"You see! You see! Your stupid minds! You're stupid! Stupid!
"When you have the solarminite, you have nothing - nor does the universe!"
…and on and on.
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cosmico |
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June 22, 2010 06:45:22am |
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Okay guys, I'll look up that slide and get it to Kinkos. Just realize that it was taken by a 15 year old kid with a cheap Kodak Instamatic 126. Also, no guarantee I can find that slide soon, if at all. I just know it's around somewhere as I saw it a couple of years ago.
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tristero |
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June 22, 2010 09:27:15am |
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Understood, and much appreciated!
For what it's worth, my moment of being one degree of separation away from Ed Wood happened in 1980 at the Nuart theater in LA. They were having an Ed Wood night, a triple feature of Plan 9, Glen or Glenda, and Bride of the Monster. (It was part of a "worst film festival", which enabled me to see Robot Monster on the big screen, among other things).
Anyway, Wood regulars Conrad Brooks and Paul Marco, who played the two patrolmen in Plan 9, were there to take questions after the screening. Brushes with greatness...
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