It's a whale of a catch for Miss Seafood and quite a plug for San Francisco in
the opening of the seafood season.
City fathers sensed that something was going on when a dead whale appeared on
Market Street, 42 feet and 42 tons of blubber and barnacles too.
Any cop knows that a dead whale won't make a city smell like Chanel No.
5, but they let it pass.
Moby Dick may not be pretty, but look at Miss Seafood, the season's best catch.
And that's the end of my tale.